California

California is a state in the United States that is "governed" by Jerry Brown, and is known for being relatively close to the Pacific Ocean, and for its swimming pools, movie stars, illegal immigrants, and strict gun laws.

Maybe You Should Live There
It might be a nice place to live. It would be great to live in, provided you like smog, cold ocean/river water, illegal immigrants, arrogant people with less money than you, and towards the coast, even hippies and drugs. You'd like it there.

But a better idea is Missouri.